Jesse Jackson Jr. Seeking Treatment for Pre-Indictment Syndrome
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- Created on Tuesday, 10 July 2012 13:09
- Written by The Loyal Opposition
Jesse Jackson Jr. (D - IL) has been in Congress since 1995. His district is predominantly black, making it very Democratic. He continues to get re-elected because he promises the welfare state to his constituents, which only grows the entitlement society that makes up America. Well Triple J, as we'll call him, has been on a leave of absence since June 10 for "physical and emotional ailments." What's missing from the conversation is that Triple J is under investigation for trying to buy former Senator Obama's Illinois Senate seat. Therefore, Triple J is suffering Pre-Indictment Syndrome.
Add a commentBarack Obama: The Most Arrogant Man in the World
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- Created on Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:08
- Written by Darrell Lect
Liberals have often dominated the comedy spectrum when it comes to political advertisements. Granted, they have a unique tool at their disposal: the elite media that carries their water. Therefore, conservatives have had trouble in the creative perspective, but that has completely changed since a rabble-rousing, community organizer began occupying the White House, otherwise known as Barack Obama: The Most Arrogant Man in the World.
Add a commentStep Aside, Broccoli!: Michelle Obama Celebrates Birthday at HIgh End Steakhouse
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- Created on Thursday, 19 January 2012 07:27
- Written by Darrell Lect
While Occupy Wall Street creeps were busy throwing smoke bombs at the White House, the Obama's were out celebrating the First Lady's birthday in an elitist manner. We know, elitism and the Obama's are never in the same sentence! Based on the reports, it's perfectly clear why so many refer to Michelle Obama as Michelle Antoinette: she believes she's royalty. CNS News reported on the evening affair, which took place at BLT Steak, a restaurant that has a $28 hamburger called "The Obama" - we're uncertain if it's a favorite of "angry black" women. The dining was top shelf, as everything is with the Obama's. Someone needs to tell Michelle that all of that meat goes straight to her thighs!
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