Chevy Introduces New 'Rape Van'
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- Created on Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:36
DETROIT, MI (May 1, 2009) Struggling American automaker Chevrolet has unveiled its latest product - the Chevy Express Rape Edition.
In what seems as one of its final attempts to boost sales before entering bankruptcy, Chevy has targeted the very niche market of creepy old men who prey on young victims, as typically portrayed in television shows such as Law and Order: Special Victims Unit and most of the made for TV movies on the Lifetime Network.