Tiger Woods Throws Porn Industry a Curve Ball

When the news broke about Tiger Woods' secret sex-crazed life, one industry was ecstatic:  the porn industry.  Producers and porn stars alike were thrilled about the idea of new and clever scene titles, for example, using the obvious connection of Tiger to 'cougars,' super sexy middle-aged woman and the sexcapades they would embark on.  But after learning more about Tiger, the industry has toned down their excitement due to the questionable size of Tiger's manhood.

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How Gay Safe School Czar Kevin Jennings Really Got His Job

Obama's safe school czar is pretty creepy.  The kind of sick things he wants to teach to kids will make any parent run for the hills.  From fisting to man/boy sexual relationships, he's a pedophile's dream.  Somehow, the mainstream media has omitted any coverage of this freak, as they have with most of Obama's czars.  But Kevin Jennings is particularly interesting because he's in charge of our children's safety.  That was until one of the most amazing shows on television decided to take a look at how Jennings was hired for the position.

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How I Shattered a Young Girl's American Idol Dream

Back in 2004 I worked as a camp counselor for a summer job.  It was the first time I'd ever been a counselor.  I always loved being around kids (no, not in that creepy way) and it turned out I was great at the job and a good role model for the youngsters.  The kids were aged four to eight years old, so I had my work cut out for me.  That was until one of the last days of camp where I shattered a little girl's dream of ever making it to American Idol.

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