Hillary Clinton Wipes Out Boarding Plane - HILARIOUS!
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- Created on Tuesday, 11 January 2011 22:29
- Written by The Loyal Opposition
After eight years of traveling worldwide in Air Force One with the perverted former President Bill Clinton, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton just can't seem to get the right footing. Her unannounced trip to Yemen was to forge a strategic partnership with the incredibly cooperative country. Clinton urged President Ali Abdullah Saleh to focus on political changes to help stabilize the country and stop Islamic extremism. Putting that aside, hilarity ensued when Hillary Clinton wiped out. No, there wasn't a banana peel at the scene.
Are "Black" Friday Ads Racist?
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- Created on Monday, 09 November 2009 22:01
Why isn't it called White Friday? The day after Thanksgiving is known as Black Friday and is really the kick off to the holiday shopping season, with the best deals available early in the morning. But does this day have a hidden meaning and a hidden agenda around the term "black?" Rev. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are outraged with this and have boycotted the day entirely. Their argument was based on the notion that heavy discounts on hot items was a direct result of the racism that is spewing from this country.
Sesame Street's Big Bird Celebrates 40th Birthday and Enters Mid-Life Crisis
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- Created on Wednesday, 04 November 2009 18:10
After flicking off the crowd and speeding away in his new red Chevy Corvette, the Sesame Street crew was concerned for Big Bird. Others attributed this to a mid-life crisis for today is his 40th birthday. "We've been expecting a pretty significant change in his behavior once he entered the middle age because nobody can go on forever being that nice, it's just not possible," says close friend the Cookie Monster. "I just want to be around when he starts dating younger girls and eats lots of cookies."
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