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Obama Campaign Introduces the United States of Barack Obama

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Friday, 21 September 2012 08:02

Written by The Loyal Opposition

Described by the Obama campaign as a "Poster to Say There Are No Red States or Blue States," the creepy minions working in Chicago have introduced a new level of mental illness: the United States of Obama.  The desperate campaign, staffed with propagandists that only Joseph Goebbels would appreciate, fell flat on their Obama wedding registry donation, but have redeemed themselves when it comes to sheer mindlessness.  Drones can purchase posters of the United States of Obama - and no, there aren't 57 stars for Obama's 57 states.

For $35, those that subscribe to the dependent class can purchase one of two posters showing their solidarity with their Dear Leader - and not with the United States.  In all sincerity, this only happens in dictatorships; the messiah-like praise of a leader is fundamentally anti-American and extremely disturbing.  

Despite Kim Jong Il and the like instilling this type of behavior in their regimes, for it to happen in America is a fundamental breakdown of society.  The campaign's description of it is quite interesting because they truly don't believe in red or blue states - they believe in Barack Hussein Obama and have orgasms every time the man opens his mouth and lies.

Somewhere, David Axelrod is thinking how he'll finally be accepted for his 1930's German mustache.  Folks, wake the hell up.  This is not normal behavior.  We pledge allegiance to Barack Hussein Obama....

The Loyal Opposition is a contributing editor for Habledash.