Internet Creator Al Gore: Altitude Caused Obama's Poor Debate Performance
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- Created on Friday, 05 October 2012 08:09
- Written by The Loyal Opposition
Creator of the internet, Al Gore, has shown America how much an individual's life can crumble in the public's eye. Gore, who still believes he was cheated out of the 2000 presidential election and cries himself to sleep about it every night, has turned his ambitions into scaring people that the planet is going to explode from everybody's farts and automobile emissions. But every now and then the massage lover pulls it out...a zinger, that is. His latest?: Obama lost the debate because of the altitude in Denver.